1. waxscoralpants:

    justlearningasigo:

    laughingsquid:

    Melting Marshmallow Peeps with a Red Hot Ball of Nickel

    This was completely unnecessary and for that I am thankful

    HAPPY EASTER

    (via pigeonsandgunpowder)

     
     

  2. queefilicious:

    sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

    (Source: susemoji, via peeta-in-the-tardis)

     

  3. ceesquatch:

    when an animal doesn’t like me it really impacts my self esteem 

    (via peeta-in-the-tardis)

     

  4. sherlocksmyth:

    i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.

    (via peeta-in-the-tardis)

     
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  6. bethrevis:

    you could kill a man in any of these dresses, and pretty sure no jury would convict you. those are killing-men dresses, that’s what i’m saying

    (Source: thedaymarecollection, via misskittypimms)

     
  7. tylerfucklin:

    brokenrecordsandwords:

    velvetteen-rabbit:

    trevorstmcgoodbody:

    badtvblog:

    Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.

    image

    Holy Jesus that was adorable

    I love in the end when he just goes “I’m leaving” -starts to leave then the little quietly says “I love you”. awwwww

    i have never been cheered up in less than a minute before now.

    (Source: youtube.com, via emotionalrangeofatardis)

     
     

  8. "It’s still National Library Week. You should be especially nice to a librarian today, or tomorrow. Sometime this week, anyway. Probably the librarians would like tea. Or chocolates. Or a reliable source of funding."
    — Neil Gaiman (via ala-con)

    (via englishistheartofbullshit)

     
  9. mothras-gay-dad:

    a godless heathen potato sounds pretty funny to me.

    (Source: whateveryoulove-youare, via englishistheartofbullshit)

     
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  12. cedricdigory:

    HARRY POTTER BOOK CHAPTERS

    ↳Philosopher’s Stone

    (via casuallyaja)

     

  13. drdemented:

    Instead of saying “MAN UP”, you should say “TANK UP”.

    Because you know, when you’re the tank in a group, you’re taking the hits. Which is kind of what the first expression is aiming for.

    Except this one is gender neutral.

    (via peeta-in-the-tardis)

     

  14. kookie667:

    Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

    (via oppen-heimer-style)

     
  15. trxsxrms:

    deductionhunters:

    theskeletonsareafterme:

    zelamish:

    wunderbrot:

    the buugeng is a type of s-staff.

    to the best of my knowledge, it is used to engage in geometric visual warfare

    Accurate.

    GEOMETRIC VISUAL WARFARE.

    No but can you imagine how distracting and disconcerting it’d be to go up against someone with a weapon like that

    You wouldn’t know where the fuck to look and you’d only figure out which part to focus on when it’s buried in your gut

    liveinthebalance

    (via calculatedmadness)