1. bussykiller:

    precumming:

    what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

    image

    (Source: precumming, via oppen-heimer-style)

     

  2. missallegra:

    Dumbledore: “and with 350 points Slytherin wins the house cup

    But I have a few extra points to give out

    500 points to Dumbledore for being the best headmaster”

    *house flags all change to Dumbledore’s face*

    (via penandpage)

     
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  4. araceil:

    lennydotdotdot:

    I did not know that I needed to see this.

    Tigershark

    (Source: whiny-sugar-glider, via throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight)

     
  5. hermionejg:

    Kesha gets interviewed by a member of #KeshasCatCult

    literally my friends and me

    (Source: spacekesha)

     

  6. asammyg:

    How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

    (via hermionejg)

     
  7. veralynn23:

    Bonsai Tree Houses by Takanori Aiba

    (via pigeonsandgunpowder)

     
  8. shingekinokyojinheaven:

    awwww-cute:

    The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

    let her on the damn couch you monster

    (via givetheimperiuscurseatry)

     
  9. jingledink:

    found two kitties cuddling by the sea

    (via ihascatz)

     
  10. nekomantic:

    always-seldom:

    wilwheaton:

    please-promise-youll-remember-me:

    Baby animals!!!

    TOO MUCH CUTE CANNOT HANDLE THE CUTE

    Lol! That doe one “NOW DRINK!”.

    I can’t decide between the fox holding on to its mommy’s tail, and the lil crocodile mouth~~

    (via youneedacat)

     

  11. biologytextbook:

    if anne hathaway doesnt say anne hatharrived every time she walks into a room she’s wasting a great opportunity

    (via ihascatz)

     
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  13. animalics:

    This baby squirrel fell from a tree, but he’s gonna make it!

    (via ihascatz)

     
  14. lisafer:

    errandofmercy:

    oh my god Emma

    *crying massive buckets of mommy feels*

    I needed this today. :)

    (Source: damethompson, via theashleyclements)

     
  15. Oh, he’s beautiful! And look, he’s your age!

    (Source: holland-roden, via jordanjoze)